Joke o' the day - Tyrone

On the last question of the police exam it said, 'If you were asked to arrest your mother,

what would you do?

Tyrone: 'Call for back-up.'

Tui Who

Ray o' hope - Tommy Cooper

Wait for it

Bit o' soul - Chrystal Blue Pursuasion

Tommy James

Lipstand o' the day-. Movin on over

Jarge

Pic o' the day - Paris

Video o' the day - Runnin' Down a Dream

peach o' the day - miley

Sept 30 2011

Delegate and disappear.

Joke o' the day

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One to hold the bulb and four to drink until the room spins.

Ray o' hope.- Manuel

From a book

Lipstand o' the day- Chilly willie

Sweet

Pic o' the day.- I want my woody back

stylin'

Video o' the day - Shwingin'

sultans

Peach o' the day - katy

Sept 29 2011

To be; or what?

Joke o' the day

What do Russians like with vodka?

Bread.

Ray o' hope - wishin'

wishin' well 

Bit o' soul - what'd I say?

What'd I say?

Keeper - Carry on my wayward son

  Kansas

Lipstand o' the day- Rawhide

Round em up

Goin' coastal- Walk like an egyptian

Wayo Wayo

Pic o' the day- Head East

Save my life

Video o' the day- Airplanes pt.2

Hayley

Peach o' the day - j-lo

Sept 28 2011

Nice guys always cause problems.

Joke o' the day

What do you call an Arabian smart bomb?

Omar.

Ray o' hope- Urban.Spaceman

Bonzo dog do dah band

Keeper - The Sixteens

The Sweet

Lipstand o' the day- Ice cream man

Panderin'

Goin' coastal - California girls

  

Sophie

Pic o' the day - aimin' - Don't fence me in

David

Video o' the day - Photograph

Def Leppard

Peach o' the day - advil

sept 27 2011

Dead men don't wear plaid.

Joke o' the day. smart

What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever.

Ray o' hope- Diamond Dogs

Run

Bit o' soul- Buttercup

Foundations
Don't break my heart

Keeper- Little neutrino

Little neutrino

Lipstand o' the day- I drink alone

'yeeah with nobody else

Goin' coastal.- house

Pic o' the day- Baikal

Go Paul

Video o' the day- Don't be cruel

Ain't that a shame

Peach o' the day. jennifer

Sept 26 2011

What a coat o' paint won't do for an old barn.

Joke o' the day

" Mom dressed a bit like a Christmas tree."

Ray o' hope.- buddy cole

Warning!

Bit o' soul- War

Lowrider

Keeper- When i was young

Eric

Lipstand o' the day-. Lawyers guns n' money

Zevon

Goin' coastal.- these boots

Lisa Simpsons Other Sister

Pic o' the day.- su'p

Video o' the day- i am what i am

the killer

Peach o' the day. jessi

Sept 23 2011

You can't have everything; where would you put it?

Joke o' the day

Why did God invent white men?

Someone to play lead guitar.

Ray o' hope- Codco

Yarns

Bit o' soul- poppa was a rollin' stone

papa was a rollin' stone

Keeper- One night in paris

1 Nite

Lipstand o' the day- That Smell

Skynyrd

Peach - Marylin

Pic o' the day - Queen - bikin'

Who Else?

Peach o' the day. kate

Sept 22 2011

We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.

Joke o' the day

Why aren't women allowed to watch the stonings?

Because it's written.

Ray o' hope - You're all individuals

Yeah You!

Bit o' soul - Its a Man's World

I'd enjoy being a woman in a man's world.

Marylin Monroe