yo' mamma so fat ...
If she moved past a black hole at high velocity, It would create a closed timelike curve.
If she moved past a black hole at high velocity, It would create a closed timelike curve.
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Thursday, 28 July 2011
Joke o' the day
A horse cop pulls over a little girl.
'Did Santa bring you that bike?'
'Yes sir.'
'Next year tell him it needs a reflector.'
'Did Santa bring you that horse?'
'Yes little lady.'
'Next year tell him the dick goes on the bottom.'
'Did Santa bring you that bike?'
'Yes sir.'
'Next year tell him it needs a reflector.'
'Did Santa bring you that horse?'
'Yes little lady.'
'Next year tell him the dick goes on the bottom.'
Wednesday, 27 July 2011
Tuesday, 26 July 2011
Monday, 25 July 2011
Joke o' the day
A lady says to a computer programmer 'Will you go to the store and grab a Quart of milk?
He goes 'Sure'
She says 'And if there's eggs get six.'
He comes home with six Quarts o' milk.
She says 'How come you got six Quarts o' milk?'
'Because they had eggs.'
He goes 'Sure'
She says 'And if there's eggs get six.'
He comes home with six Quarts o' milk.
She says 'How come you got six Quarts o' milk?'
'Because they had eggs.'
Friday, 22 July 2011
Thursday, 21 July 2011
Joke o' the day
Whats red and white on the outside, and grey and white on the inside?
Campbell's 'Cream of Elephant Soup'
Campbell's 'Cream of Elephant Soup'
Wednesday, 20 July 2011
Joke o' the day
What does Calgary have that Toronto doesn't?
A colour photo of a Stanley Cup winning team.
A colour photo of a Stanley Cup winning team.
Tuesday, 19 July 2011
Monday, 18 July 2011
Friday, 15 July 2011
Joke o' the day
A guy walks into a bar in Glasgow. The first guy he sees cracks him over the head with a pipe.
He says 'Is that some kind of a joke or are you serious?'
The guy says " I'm serious "
He goes " Good, I HATE jokes like that! "
He says 'Is that some kind of a joke or are you serious?'
The guy says " I'm serious "
He goes " Good, I HATE jokes like that! "
Thursday, 14 July 2011
Joke of the day
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
Depends on the amount of resistance.
Depends on the amount of resistance.
