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Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Monday, 12 December 2011
Tuesday, 22 November 2011
Joke o' the day
An Irish girl takes ten years to finally marry her sweetheart.
First thing, she's like: We can't afford beer anymore.
Well, after the dust settles he finally agrees.
Soon enough he busts her spending $75 on makeup.
She's like: Well, it's so I look pretty for you.
He's goes: What do you think the beer was for?
First thing, she's like: We can't afford beer anymore.
Well, after the dust settles he finally agrees.
Soon enough he busts her spending $75 on makeup.
She's like: Well, it's so I look pretty for you.
He's goes: What do you think the beer was for?
Monday, 14 November 2011
Tuesday, 8 November 2011
Monday, 31 October 2011
Wednesday, 12 October 2011
Thursday, 6 October 2011
Monday, 3 October 2011
Friday, 30 September 2011
Joke o' the day - Tyrone
On the last question of the police exam it said, 'If you were asked to arrest your mother,
what would you do?
Tyrone: 'Call for back-up.'
what would you do?
Tyrone: 'Call for back-up.'
Tui Who
Thursday, 29 September 2011
Joke o' the day
How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
One to hold the bulb and four to drink until the room spins.
One to hold the bulb and four to drink until the room spins.
Wednesday, 28 September 2011
Thursday, 15 September 2011
Monday, 22 August 2011
Joke o' the day
Cop: Your eyes look red, have you been smokkin' dope?
Buddy: Your eyes look glazed, have you been eatin' donuts?
Buddy: Your eyes look glazed, have you been eatin' donuts?
Friday, 19 August 2011
Tuesday, 16 August 2011
Joke o' the day
A guy asks the waiter 'How do you prepare your chicken?'
He says 'We just flat out tell 'em, "you're gonna' die"
He says 'We just flat out tell 'em, "you're gonna' die"
Aug 16 2011
If you have shaken infant syndrome because your mom was slam dancing,
you may be a punk redneck.
you may be a punk redneck.
Monday, 15 August 2011
Thursday, 11 August 2011
Joke o' the day
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change it, and one to change it back.
One to change it, and one to change it back.