Why is Santa so jolly?
He knows where all the bad girls live.
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Wednesday, 14 December 2011
Saturday, 19 November 2011
Joke o' the day
A guy asks his wife: Do you ever think about reincarnation?
She's like: Sure.
He says: If you were to come back as a different animal, what would it be?
She goes: I dunno' uh, oh, maybe a cow, I guess.
He goes: No, I'm serious.
She's like: Sure.
He says: If you were to come back as a different animal, what would it be?
She goes: I dunno' uh, oh, maybe a cow, I guess.
He goes: No, I'm serious.
Friday, 28 October 2011
Joke o' the day
What did one meth-head say to the other meth-head on Hallowe'en?
Only three more sleeps till Christmas.
Only three more sleeps till Christmas.